Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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