You surviving the open bar?
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All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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