i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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