How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
try to milk me bitch
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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