Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i need some magic done to my vagina
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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