Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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