How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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