She is in my trunk
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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