she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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