I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Two words: nipple clamps
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