i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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