That's when you crack a 10am beer
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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