I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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