How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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