she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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