come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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