Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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