Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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