Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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