My room smells like vodka and shame
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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