Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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