Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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