glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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