Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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