We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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