Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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