SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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