He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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