I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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