i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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