I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Is Oprah even human
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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