im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It was a blind-side dick pic.
i think i just lost a toe
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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