You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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