maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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