none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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