the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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