WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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