She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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