I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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