One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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