yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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