you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
