i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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