yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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