this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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