Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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