I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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