Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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