ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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