opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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