I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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