i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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