So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you had me at cake vodka
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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