these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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