Dual....:-)
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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