So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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