Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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