She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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