Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Everyone says I win the strip club
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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