My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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